vorfreudde:

Remember back in 5th grade, when everyone vowed not to ever do drugs

I forgot I did that…I got stoned.

(via killerdonut666)

hippist:

hippist:

hippist:

Drunk

Really drunk

Talking to ex

drunk

"Theo: oh are we doing mixed drinks now.
Ray:
….. I forgot what I was typing… Fml"